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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 08:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is digital marketing important?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

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